what the fuck is up with halloween? i thought christmas was bad, with it's months of good cheer, decorations, and parties. but now we have these week long, mind-numbing, teeth-rotting celebrations for halloween. it is halloween for fuck sake! what happened to coloring pictures of pumpkins in school, coming home and putting on your costume, trick or treating for 30 minutes, and staying up late to watch a monster movie? why the hell must these children have such elaborate celebrations? i can't believe that my kids have already attended a party in their costumes, a WEEK BEFORE halloween. HELP!
i think i would rather just sit in a very sincere pumpkin patch with linus van pelt and wait for the great pumpkin. i won't even be disappointed, especially if linus tries to hold my hand.
happy halloween, blockheads!
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