this is dinner at our house:
emma eating dinner wearing only a pair of summer shorts.
nik demanding to know what animal this "stuff" came from.
emma using her steak as a utensil to eat her ketchup, with her fingers
nik asking if i can still hear the music even though he is plugging his ears (yes, i can)
emma announcing how much she loves this "jango fet" music and dancing around while licking her fingers (for the record we were listening to django reinhart---not to be confused with the character, jango fet, from star wars).
emma screaming at the top of her lungs thinking she has blood on her stomach, which turns out to be ketchup.
emma nearly choking to death from the combination of laughing at herself and shoving a side of a cow down her throat.
me saying, "ALL RIGHT, DINNER IS NOW DONE."
dan and i laughing as both the children see how many mini cookies they can shove in their mouth and spraying each other with cookie crumbs.
miss manners would have a heart attack if she had to dine at this zoo. at least my kids are past flinging their poo at each other across the table. i am kidding.....or am i?
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